Yo. 

Every time I go through a period of non-sexual physical activity, I somehow lose all the knowledge on how to take off a women’s bra during the foreplay action.

It never fails

I always forget.

I don’t know how this is possible because I’m pretty sure that I learned the two-finger trick (not talking about the other two finger trick). But I think the “Dry Spell Period” Fairy somehow puts a curse on me that causes me  to unlearn the acquired skill.

I’m currently on my dry spell now. Actually, dry spell is the wrong term to use because it insinuates thirst and I’m not thirsty to Enter The Pu-Tang, I simply just haven’t been bumping it lately. It’s like a favorite album that you haven’t played in a while and when you do, you can’t help but to put it on repeat. Anyways, back to my point, I’m currently going through an inactive period and if that period happens to end, I don’t want to go through the awkward moment in which I feel like I need a grenade in my hand just to bust the strap open.

Here’s my suggestion: Invest in a mannequin and do daily exercises off bra strap popping. Maybe 3 sets of 8 reps. Not only will it fine tune my muscle memory, it’ll condition dexterity for my fingers.

Maybe the mannequin is too creepy.

Ahh.

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Peace.