[The Day Kendrick Perkins Lost His Self Esteem]

Less that 48 hours later and this YouTube video of Blake “Eat My Nuts” Griffin dunking over Kendrick “Now I Have A Reason For My Mean Mug” Perkins has had over 2 Million views. 

Social media and the blogosphere went nuts once the “thunder” pummelled down on Perkins. I’ve read about folks saying that all Canadian Perkins Restaurant chains need to shut down. I’ve read about universal disappointed shared by all name owners of Kendrick (Even Eddie Kendricks is rolling in his grave and he has a “s” in his name). All this attention even made Kendrick Perkins delete his twitter account. Damn, son. 

These are the critical situation in which Kendrick need friends. I hope the Oklahoma City Thunder organization provided recovery exercise for such a traumatic experience. 

I myself, have been dunked on once. It wasn’t fun. I still have triggered moments of flashbacks. I was in high school playing a pick up game with some elite cats of the Palm Beach area and during the fast break, I decided to run ahead of the ball handler who was about 6’4 and at the time I was 5’11 to contest what I thought was going to be a layup — dumbest mistake I ever made. 

But I’m not a professional and I didn’t get paid professional pesos, Kendrick does. 

The dunk itself wasn’t the nastiest dunk ever but dammit… it was oozing with NBA Jam disgustness.

Keep your head Kendrick and watch out for the fliers, they might drop on you.